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New Year’s Resolutions You Can Keep

December

31

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Miss Cellania gives us a list of easy New Year’s Resolutions.
  • Spend more time watching TV/movies.
  • Chat more over the internet.
  • Read less.
  • Put on at least 30 pounds.
  • Stop exercising. Waste of time.
  • Procrastinate more.
  • Drink. Drink some more.
  • Start being superstitious.
  • Spend more time at work. Get less done.
  • Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
  • Take up a new habit: Maybe smoking!
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